TerryDactyl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Unreal Tourney 2k3!!]

o god

the UT2k3 part wasnt that bad but the seinfeld just killed me. stickler for a tickler!! what is this! if ur gonna make funny of jerry and the boys at least make it good. no five for you har har

madarkwasp responds:

lol, I wasn't making fun of Seinfeld. I love that show! But hell, when you have the day off working at Wendy's, it makes you think...should I put sienfeld in my flash?

[Alien Hominid vs. Pico]

"nothing to new or interesting"

that fits this movie perfectly

rebornMCW responds:

nothin new? it's a one of a kind really

[Worms Party]

awful awful movie

even a basic ball moves across the screen movie is better than this. the graphics are awful and the movies boring. if i wanted to see this i could play worms and set it up so two computers play eachother.

TvP responds:

I don't feel like reading your review.

[Resident Evil Commercial]

worst movie ever...almost

this movie sucked!! blam it!!! this is an awful concept that turned out worse than u probly thought it would be

PokePres responds:

probobally

[have you seen Cheeseman?]

The girlfriend was kind of hot

id rather see her dance around naked then cheeseman like to cry

NEOTROPIC9 responds:

David: Don't talk about my girlfriend like that. I am pretty good at beating up 16 year olds.

Carolyn: Well thanks, I'm flattered, but I think that's pretty unlikely.

[the superhumans]

*COUGH* copy *COUGH*

I was like, this movies kind of like the matrix and then once it got to the orginization of superhumans it became entirely like x-men. i still watched at this point up until the false room was mentioned. i mean could u of at least changed the name a little more. its obviously the same thing as xmens danger room. please think up original ideas rather than stealing from the wachowskis and stan lee.

george-kelly-johnson responds:

Well, yea, i can see your point. It is kinda like it. However, it is no where near a fucking copy or rip off or anything! They are stick figures, with different names! The story is completely different! There is no bald dude in a wheelchair! There is no hairy guy with claws! There is no snob dude with eyes that shoot lasers! There is no hot lady a with white strand of hair! There is no rich lady with red hair and crappy powers! There is no dark blue dude with an accent and a tail! There is no old white-haired dude with the power to control metallic objects! There is no black woman with the power over nature! There is no big furry blue guy! There is nothing relevant to X-men in this movie!!!! Shit, dude!!! Calm down for a sec and try to see my movie for what it really is!

[No Name]

In the words of stone cold....

BOOOOOOORRRRRRINNNNGGGG
BOOORRRRRRRINNNNNNGGGG
LET ME GET OUT MY PILLOW AND BLANKET YOUR PUTTING ME TO SLEEP

Willie565 responds:

yeah it was pretty boring sorry bout the crappy plot.. but I though it up in a few mins

[A Typical Day At The Bar]

well i liked the michigan incorporation

and it appears ur a trigun fan and even though ive never seen trigun i heard that this gungrave game i got is based on it or something anyway u get a 2 you son of a beech! no im just playing with you my man

Spider-X responds:

Yes you are correct, I am a Trigun fan, and yes, the creator of Trigun (Yasuhiro Nightow) helped in the creation of Gungrave.

[unleashed: episode 1]

Nothing but average

actually i have no idea how u got such a good score with this piece of trash it has no story and was way to short to make any sense. this movie sucked.

ShinyProductions responds:

Q: what's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: dung.

roffel.

[Gamer Elite: Episode 1]

Can you say boring?

I sure can this movie bored me more than a martha stewart porno. I mean talk about dragging out scenes to pointless and terrible pop music done by sum 41. Seriously stop making flash and spend more time at your little arcade im sure theyll appreciate your suckiness more there than here.

MetalMaverick responds:

Interesting. On one hand I'm making something that people can enjoy, and at the same time piss of others to no end.
IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!