TerryDactyl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Easy Ways to Get Blammed]

you forgot a few ways to get blammed

making a tricky the clown movie or an anti-clock movie. Anyway this movie was terrible. You say "making a movie with no preloader" as one of your reasons but then in the example u have a preloader saying loading . .. ...

bird487 responds:

that will be in the next installment. Anyways, I count no status bar as no preloader, and besides, how else should i explain it?

[For Bassclock]

OMFG HILARIOUS!

The things those two guys said were so funny. I was gonna say something mean to bassclock too but i mean come on his friend died. If i had known they were both homos and that his friend was a fucking pussy ass cunt licker bitch than i definitly would of went all out on him.

Lordbenny responds:

You. Are an idiot.

[Arena 2]

Sweet movie

great animation. could of been a bit longer though. i look forward to arena 3.

FireHound responds:

and longer it will be next time... thank you for reviewing

[2003| Mariogetsold Party]

Not quite the worst movie ever...

but if it had a song by eddie murphy in it, it would be. *phone rings* oh whats that? i should watch it again with my sound on? *hits play* SWEET MOTHER OF MOSES!!! ITS AN EDDIE MURPHY SONG!!! THIS REALLY IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER NEXT TO GIGLI!!! P.S. the only reason u got zeros in most categories is because you cant give zeros. why is this movie still here? nintendo fanboys.

Holy-Howard responds:

Flash by TerryDactyl:
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[meh first movie!]

LOL WTF!?

what a piece of shit. if this movie was in my toilet id know someone forgot to flush. the ending on this sucked. and that song was awful. and dont use make fun of your flash skills jokes those are old.

SpAcE-PirATe responds:

hahha ur hella cool. I dont see you submitting anything, ass dont rate bad if u cant do it urself.

[VG High #1]

AHAHHAHAHAHAH

no stick figures...no nudity...no heads chopped off or nut sacs ripped open...no fucking gay ass clocks...hmmm this movie has nothing in common with the average newgrounds movie, which also explains why its so damn good. that megaman is such a n00b singing kung fu fighting. i hope to see an appearance from conker of conkers bad fur day in the next one. maybe he could replace parappa as the teacher.

grunty444 responds:

Yeah im not a fan of all that stuff either, except for my Retarded Animal Babies thats hilarious, anyway conkers is the best suggestion yet, cbfd one of my favorite games. But parappa is just the music teacher, grunty is science, and so on.

[Enter: DonCorleone Clock]

You clocks had your run

But now you seriously seriously are getting retarded and old. strawberry clock should disban u guys so that i wont auto-blam any movie with clock in the title, which im not the only one who does that. the only reason clock movies get good ratings is cause theres so many of u clock f***s that when u all vote 5 its almost impossible to get lower than a 2.

DonCorleoneClock responds:

fag #6
Ive noticed a growing trend in all the anti clock fagets, none of them make flash movies... hmmmm....

[The Statrix]

sweet

i liked it but it could of used a preloader so people would take u more seriously

Xrenity responds:

I just heard I can download a NG preloader, so that problem will be solved in teh full movie

[(2003)Dr. Bob]

i dont know knox my man

i think u should stop posing and change ur name to nox. we all know u enjoy the action rpg and probly are playing it right now as i right this.

Knox responds:

RPG sucks,ill keep the "K"..,its my name!

[Contra Insanity 2]

this was way better than the first one

cause that always happens with someone running over their buddy in that tank. this is funny cause its true. i hate to be a stickler dickler but that the konami code doesnt work with contra 3.

Brotherbrat responds:

I hate it when that happens. ^_^ oh and I must have been confused about the code. I KNOW it works on the first Contra. Thanks TerryDactyl for ruining my childhood memories! Now i'm gonna go cry.