TerryDactyl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Contra Insanity 2]

this was way better than the first one

cause that always happens with someone running over their buddy in that tank. this is funny cause its true. i hate to be a stickler dickler but that the konami code doesnt work with contra 3.

Brotherbrat responds:

I hate it when that happens. ^_^ oh and I must have been confused about the code. I KNOW it works on the first Contra. Thanks TerryDactyl for ruining my childhood memories! Now i'm gonna go cry.

[3D Kitchen]

this probly took forever to make

but it still is terrible story wise. u could of at least had a little airplane fly around and then crash at the end or something.

[Horrible Megaman Parody]

ahahahaah

the last two lines of this movie > anything ever

[Unreal Tourney 2k3!!]

o god

the UT2k3 part wasnt that bad but the seinfeld just killed me. stickler for a tickler!! what is this! if ur gonna make funny of jerry and the boys at least make it good. no five for you har har

madarkwasp responds:

lol, I wasn't making fun of Seinfeld. I love that show! But hell, when you have the day off working at Wendy's, it makes you think...should I put sienfeld in my flash?

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 5]

ill say its the weakest entry in the series

i mean why would he sit there and tell joe a story he already knew. and the action scene was weak and not to mention the ending...o god the ending. didnt u learn anything about cliffhanger endings from matrix reloaded? no one likes them.

[Super Mocktroid]

eh it was ok

all reading and no watching makes me a bwner!

[Contra Insanity]

I guess i didnt get it

or maybe it just wasnt funny.

[The Challenge NO.1]

kind of like a cheap "the pan" rip off

but whatever

[Alien Hominid vs. Pico]

"nothing to new or interesting"

that fits this movie perfectly

rebornMCW responds:

nothin new? it's a one of a kind really

[Neurotically Whored]

LMAO!!

this movie is a hundred no wait...more like a sploogillion times better than any of those shit ass iwill press movies i saw in that review that u said iwillpress...more like iwillpenis i totally agree. im gonna go watch the second neurotically whored now