TerryDactyl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Mario World Mature]

Alright then...

it was alright until the part after wade was standing there with his dee hangin out. after that it was just stupid.

[Tips For Lifting Weights]

Its not really funny...

Its not really that well animated...the graphics are black stick figures...its true theres nothing good about this movie.

[2003| Mariogetsold Party]

Not quite the worst movie ever...

but if it had a song by eddie murphy in it, it would be. *phone rings* oh whats that? i should watch it again with my sound on? *hits play* SWEET MOTHER OF MOSES!!! ITS AN EDDIE MURPHY SONG!!! THIS REALLY IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER NEXT TO GIGLI!!! P.S. the only reason u got zeros in most categories is because you cant give zeros. why is this movie still here? nintendo fanboys.

Holy-Howard responds:

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[CockPuShUps]

A disgrace to prank callers everywhere

That was probably the single fakest prank phone call ever. not to mention the movie u played it to is even worse than the call. how is this still here? my guess is the lesbian porn picture that a few n00bs probly jack to the give u a five. anyway if u ever get enough balls to make a real prank call instead of faking it, why not make a movie about it and submit it instead of wasting space on the portal.

[Sonic's Boner Quest]

pretty sweet

it had good animation even if u just used sprites at least it wasnt jaggy. and where were the boners!?

[FOX in a Nutshell]

That is probly the gayest voice ever

seriously its not funny and it sounds like foamy only gayer than usual.

[The last Cheeto]

Hey nice job

but you should put a warning on this that says it gets good cause i almost x'ed out of the window but then i saw that tight 3d part. anyway the stick figures and the animation (besides the 3d part) could definitly use some work. the story was alright but at the end u should of had the little guy from 8 bit d and d come out and go WHERES THE CHEETOS!

[meh first movie!]

LOL WTF!?

what a piece of shit. if this movie was in my toilet id know someone forgot to flush. the ending on this sucked. and that song was awful. and dont use make fun of your flash skills jokes those are old.

SpAcE-PirATe responds:

hahha ur hella cool. I dont see you submitting anything, ass dont rate bad if u cant do it urself.

[Casalvania meets SH]

2.61!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET A 2.61!!! sprites, not funny, stupid concept yet it gets a 2.61 im a big castlevania fan but i at least judge movies fairly and this movie is a piece of shit and no one deserves to be tortured by watching it. you obviously have quite a bit of drawing talent judging by that jason picture on the preloader, that is if u drew that, why would u put all that talent to waste by using sprites?

[Castle Commercial]

its pretty sad that

people can spend a lot of time (usually months) making a flash and if their lucky theyll get a 4. you on the other hand took a camcorder into a field had ur friend run across it then edited in a hand pointer yet u get a 4. talk about a rip off.